I hate you!
Cut!
Luc, your line.
I forgot.
Isa, Luc's line?
Bite me!
Excuse me?
She says "I Hate you", he says "Bite me!"
she stands up, throws the contents of her glass at him and leaves the room.
Luc, "Bite me!" it's just two words.
How can you forget two words?
It's because she's not doing it right!
What, I'm "not doing it right"?
You're not doing it right!
You say "I hate you" as if you were offering me more soup, it just doesn't do it for me!
How do you want me to say it then?
I don't know... "I hate you!.. I hate you!"
Stop it! I am the one who's directing here!
You say "I hate you" the same way you'd say it to someone you hate, see?
"I hate you!' you spit it in his face!
"I hate you!"
Yeah, something like that. Okay, let's do it again!
Are you ready?
Yes
Silence on set!
- Sound? - Okay
Rolling!
"An autumn's evening" 17-1, take 2. Clap!
Action!
I hate you!
- What? - Cut!
What the hell are you doing?
She's laughing!
You've got soup on your chin!
Come on, Luc! Be careful!
Fuck, what an ass!
Make up!
Props, napkin!
What a moron!
Yeah, but he's good and he's doing us a favor!
A favor? Are you kidding me? He's eating up half of our budget!
Thanks...
Yes, but he's got a name, and he's gonna make us sell
Yeah right, that is if we sell.
What is that supposed to mean?
It means nothing, forget it!
Are we ready?
A bulb blew out. Sly's changing it.
Shit!
I'm done here!
Okay! Silence on set!
- Sound? - Okay
Okay here.
Rolling!
"An autumn's evening" 17-1, take 3. Clap!
And... action !
I hate you!
Cut!!!
What is that you're eating Luc? Thin air??
- My plate is empty! - Couldn't you tell us earlier?
His plate is empty, damn it! What's props doing?
I'll handle it.
Everyone listen up!
We are shooting a 20-second shot.
This is only the master shot, and we still have all the close ups to do.
Moreover, we are short in time because we still have, Isa?
34 shots.
34 fucking shots to do before the end of the day.
Can you imagine how much work is 34 shots, goddammit!
If this weren't such a cheap production, we wouldn't have to do 50 shots a day!
That's right.
And if you hadn't asked for so much money, there would be more left for the production!
Because you think someone would want your film if I weren't in it?
But if you weren't if the film, we would already have shot this scene,
and maybe we would have finished shooting the film
and maybe we would have sold the film already because it would have cost half the money!
Because you think that if I'm not in it, you'll be able to sell your lousy film?
I hate you!
Bite me!
Er... Cut?
What about adding music to the credits?
Nah, we would have to pay for the music rights.
How about asking Gilles to write something for us?
Nah, he's too noisy.
Frank?
He's too cheesy.
Rodolphe?
He's too slow, it would never be ready on time.
How about we use some royalty-free music?
- Eric? - Yes, fred?
Shut up.
Who's the ass who put this crappy music?